January 2010
21 posts
funniest shit I've seen all day
spermdump started following you
“Fences” - Phoenix
I learned today...
Convo I had w 5 year old patient Hagan while we...
Hagan: I going to see Jamie after I leave. She's my OT.* Do you know Jamie?
me: No, I've never met her. What does she look like?
Hagan: She has a brown face.
me: HAHAHA
Hagan: Mommy says that's because god makes everyone different.
*OT is occupational therapist if ya don't know.
Teehee →
“One place outside the United States where Martin Luther King Jr. Day is observed...”
– Wiki (weird coincidence bc I started this on MLK)
MLK SPECIAL →
It's complicated
I was not feelin this at first. BUT THEN meryl streep smoked a joint by herself before going to her kid’s graduation party, then she smoked AGAIN w steve martin at this party and then she smoked AGAIN w alec baldwin and john krasinksi in the bathroom of this party. She and Steve even hit up a bakery afterwards. Word up.
“Sup slim?”
– young man on my block
