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Apr 17th

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Oct 26th

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Oct 25th

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Oct 7th

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Oct 7th

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Oct 7th

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Oct 1st

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Oct 1st

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oh yeah

this still exists.

Oct 1st

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Sep 9th

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Sep 9th

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Sep 9th

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Sep 6th

NOT WORTH IT

I can’t believe the blood alcohol calculator app is $12.99.

Sep 3rd

fuck yeah

GUESS WHAT. I’m quitting my job. Currently writing my emotionally charged resignation letter. Wish I could just say “i’ma bounce ho.”

Sep 2nd

Manesh: ok im out, i gotta do some morning trades and then take care of shit for my mom (you know foriegn indian mom who cant even call her own insurance company and waits till im home to slamm me with dumb shit to do) Manesh: im always like MOM YOU CAN DO THAT YOURSELF and in then her cute accent she says “no you do it, i no like talking on the phone”

Sep 2nd

I came into work today with a chesty cough and...

Dr. E refuses to give me the day off because she claims it’s too stressful for her to be in the office alone. To make it up to me she writes me a script for codeine. Now I’m all fucked up at work and not getting anything done. codeine you’re sooooo dreeeeeeeeamy i love you.

Aug 31st

I need more friends who speak broken English.

Mad funny. Best people to drink with. Even though they kind of seem stupid.

Aug 26th

Aug 21st

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Aug 21st

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Aug 21st

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Aug 21st

Aug 19th

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Domestic bliss

Hannah: aw Karen took out the recycling.  Was it this morning?
me: No, last night while you were playing your violin.
Hannah: And she did the dishes this morning!  aww.
me: Bitch is getting her act together.
Hannah: Gotta find another reason to hit her tonight.

Aug 18th

I officially have hypertension at the age of 24.

I’m such a loser.

Aug 17th